Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

HEY YOU!!!!

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

whats the best thing about polio...death

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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