- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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donald................duck for president

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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