Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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