your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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