- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

John Stamos.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Penisland

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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