how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Health food.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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