- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Grammer is very important

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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