- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

knock knock who's there no one

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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