What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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F? No k

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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