What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A horse walks into a barn.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's 9 + 10 19

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

elen degeneres is straight....

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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