Knock knock. Racism.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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