What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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