knock knock Labrinth come in

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Knock knock. Racism.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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