Knock knock Come in

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Jews

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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I was born.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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