- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

LOL May Wong

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What is long and black The unemployment line

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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