Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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