- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

donald................duck for president

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

cancer

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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