- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

E= McVagina

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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