I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Woman's rights

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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tee hee

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Anti Joke

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