Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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