- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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