whats good about poland... fukk all

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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