- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Do you like fishsticks No

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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