- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock, knock. answers door

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

bees knees

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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