- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

your mother hates you

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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