Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Womens rights

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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