But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

shut up iggy

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Im black

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why was 6 afraid of 7?

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Your dads dead. lol

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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