- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

roses are red. violets are violet...

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

knock knock piss off

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Moo! I'm a goat!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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