What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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BOTTOM!!!

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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