What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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yes... that's the joke

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Autism speaks but not really

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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It smells like triangles in here.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Jersey Shore

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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