What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Guess what? The Game.

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