I killed someone today. :D

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What you reading? reading?

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Justin Bieber

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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