A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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