Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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I told you it would happen

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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There's my tractor.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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