- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Gay Rights

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Once upon a cross

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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