- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

I just can't stand sitting down!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

full house

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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