There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

elen degeneres is straight....

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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