this is not an anti joke

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Chicken penis.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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my gramma died

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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