- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

fack me in the ace! CC

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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