Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

A mans opinion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

speech and debate.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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