- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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