What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Mitt Romney penis

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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