why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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