Sarah Palin

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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gay people

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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NASCAR

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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