an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What's clear and wet? water

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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