What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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