What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

this is not an anti joke

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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