Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Abortion

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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No.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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