- Anti Joke

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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