why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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