Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How long is a china man?

One below was by me: Walter H

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Womens Rights

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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