why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

your going to die

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

GONNA

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

one day i went to bed

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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