What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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learn the ropes?

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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