Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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