Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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religion.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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DESERT

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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leon harney ya pikey

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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