Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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