whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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