Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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butt sex

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

poo

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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