Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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