- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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