- Anti Joke

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!