whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Penisland

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Black People.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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