A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

An English man walks into a pub.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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