- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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