A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Women.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A Sloth runs...

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shauns beautiful

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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