Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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LIFE :(

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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cancer

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;aosughdfo

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Penis.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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