What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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