- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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