"You two form fours while I get the other one"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Dance is a sport

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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