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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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