- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.