- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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