- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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