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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

knock knock who's there aids

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What did I do last night?work

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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