Erectile Dysfunction.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A black man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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