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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

LOL May Wong

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Michael Castillo is gay

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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