What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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weston cage

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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