What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Gay's

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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