- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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