- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

The Game.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

you know whats funny... nothing.

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