What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Mitt Romney penis

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Mormons having fun.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

You are Nerochan right?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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