Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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matty russel are you on here

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Your mom.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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