What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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