Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Butt poop.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

girls basketball

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