Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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whos district champs not JM

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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John Stamos.

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