What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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