- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Knock knock Who's there Police

What's the difference between a duck

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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