what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Tony Romo

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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