what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Dylan is gay

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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