Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Harry Styles

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

You read the Terms of Service.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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