What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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My pet rock died.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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