Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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