- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did Delaware? A coat.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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