A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Obama

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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