Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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