- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Blake wilkeys hair style

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

It smells like triangles in here.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.