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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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