- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What is White over Black? Society.

trumpy trumpy trump

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

This sentence is false.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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