- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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