- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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