What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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your going to die

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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i lost the game

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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GONNA

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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