What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Harry Styles

Charlotte Bobcats

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

hi will

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

more chocolate?

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What's 9+10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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