Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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