Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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knock knock piss off

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Cripples are lame.

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Where's my baby??

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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