- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Your mom.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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