Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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