There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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