Knock, knock. Come in.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Women.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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